Looking for Leonard, Hey! Dirty!, Rudy Patootie, Just a good ol’ boy

Those are some with “titles,” but there are infinite spontaneous songs that only exist for a few minutes.

Totally performative. Just a bunch of assholes.

Nice try. I’m not falling for that again.

Someone in the comments said if you kill somebody you also kill any children they might have. I’m going to second your motion.

Disorder and Disarray by Rancid. There are lots of great examples here, and I think this one fits.

I always wanted a cool Voltron toy with all the lions, but I never got one. When Lego released theirs I bought it straight away.

Not sure yet.

I’m thinking about buying a gun.

Make of me what you will…