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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • Heard of rather than seen it.

    My dad started a rumor that a coworker kept jello in her desk. Just mentioned it from time to time and let it be. Time goes by…

    One Monday morning he goes in early and reignites the rumor.

    When the coworker arrives there’s a crowd outside her office. She’s annoyed and throws open all her desk drawers to prove her innocence… and finds her file drawer full of lime jello, one unpeeled banana in the middle.

    If I recall right she laughed until she peed herself.

    The drawer was large enough it took my Dad most of Saturday to fill it. And most of the space in our fridge.

    Edit: There was also a time my dad and I rented a small trailer and took some stuff to the dump.

    I always loved this as we would look around and see if there was anything worth scavenging and bringing home.

    But no, nothing interesting.

    On the way home I turn to my Dad and say “Let’s tell mom and sis we found a moose head.”

    They believed us, we go out to the trailer and I’m opening it slowly to reveal that it’s empty… and a prior renter had spilled some red paint in the bottom.

    My sister screams “IT’S STILL BLEEDING” and runs inside.

    I could’ve never predicted it would go that well. I’d of course meant a mounted moose head. And this was in Florida, where I’m fairly sure there are no ‘fresh’ moose.

    Edit 2:

    Thought of one more.

    My sister and I are at karate class and my parents pick us up. They got donuts while waiting for us.

    When we get home, the dog had taken a crap out on the patio. My dad goes to clean it up and yells “he got into his eye medication! It’s all slimy.”

    We go and look and sure enough it’s covered in whitish crud.

    My dad picks it up.

    “Looks like dog shit.”

    sniff

    “Smells like dog shit.”

    takes a bite

    “Tastes like dog shit.”

    My sister and I screamed and ran to our rooms as my dad ate his glazed chocolate doughnut, laughing his ass off.

    All these pranks were within a year of each other.



  • The phrase is Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line.

    But I don’t think it’s really all that accurate. It’s more like Republicans fall in line, Democrats come to terms with.

    And we will.

    Also, Biden was not bad at the job. Few had the knowledge of the levers of power to keep shit running with Republican/Sinema/Manchin obstruction.

    But he is four years older, and I hope moving to a different candidate works out. Democrats should love a chance to vote for a totally new candidate who keeps most of the same mildly progressive agenda.

    But I will say if she doesn’t stick with the plan to reform the Supreme Court I will be extremely disappointed.












  • I totally get where you’re coming from but wanted to put the counterpoint, as obvious as it was.

    She was caring for those who nobody else could for at that time, and to generally good effect day to day.

    I’ve worked in group homes and know of the challenges you face in serving those who aren’t all that stable.

    Just would never have advocated for that solution for anyone really. All that is said with historical knowledge and such.

    Yours was a good post.

    She was trying her best with that she had and knew at the time, even if she overreacted in the end, to terrible effect.