Don’t we all.

Fuck you.

I would imagine it taste like most weird meats; fishy.

Ok bud, yeah right, Delete that. Delete that RIGHT NOW.

Southpark isn’t sued as far as I know, but they have received massive criticism and even death threats from terrorists organizations.

If it were me, I would choose the recluse house. No questions asked.

I would like a mint.

What I meant by “I love to learn” was on both ends. I love learning history and math, but I’m aiming for a mechatronics degree because I’ve always been interested in robots. I’m still interested in mechatronics, just feel like I’m struggling with some classes and getting the motivation to finish them.

For some reason, I wanted to try the new Dutchman burger that people were talking about online, and right as I took the first bit, I instantly remembered that the buns are replaced with onions and my body doesn’t like that much onion all at once.

My battery on my Samsung die during class cause i forgot to charge it, and no joke, my friend who owns an iPhone says “maybe you should get an iPhone because of that.”

I get it.

Flash. :(

The only British person who actually knows how to use spices is Gordon Ramsey, and he gets a pass on not using them cause he actually knows how to cook good food.

Is my friend Pedro considered bad?

Tension. Nothing seems to have made it worse, just got progressively more noticeable.

What do you mean?

More like 30 seconds.

You challenged him to a debate. Why wouldn’t he challenged it?

The big lez show. It a comedy on youtube that you can watch now for free. It’s one of, if not the, best series I’ve watched and, although strange at times, is unbelievable deep. Specifically, what stuck with me was as when lez, the main character, asks sassy, his friend, how he’s supposed to achieve his dreams and be happy in a world that’s fucked up, and sassy tells him, “what’s the first thing anyone does to start they’re day? You wake up.”

Yes. The internet.