Likely the first one. But honestly, this should be the new spelling.

Of course I won’t. I don’t even pee in the streets anyways.

I will respect Zzyzx.

That’s actually hilarious. I never knew about this until now.

Yay. I like it.

Shut up, OneDrive.

My country is a monarchy.

Everyone I know that uses Snapchat only uses it to take pictures with filters, and save them to the gallery.

I really don’t care about it, and I don’t think I ever will.

Whoever that person is, they definitely exist. We just haven’t seen them (and we probably never will since they’re drown in downvotes immediately).

But they’ll probably stop liking Google once they learn about the whole “collecting data and selling it to advertisers” thing.

It’s bad because they don’t want you to use it, but they made it exist so that they don’t get sued by the European Union.

I just hope ad blockers don’t simply stop working (and by extension, existing) simply because multiple websites have started blocking the blockers (looking at you, YouTube).

I guess for small independent websites that run ads, I sorr of understand why I need to disable ad blockers, but for a website like YouTube, owned by an advertising giga-company, that’s just stupid.

It’s super hot in here. I drink lots of water. Two 5 liter bottles (idk if they’re bottles anymore when they’re that huge) run out within 1.5 days.

A place in California called Zzyzx.

I always hated how most people don’t pronounce the first R in “February”. It just sounded kinda weird to me.

I really love Belgium. It’s a criminally underrated country with a silly culture and a pretty fun vibe.

The bad news is that I’m Moroccan, and not just any Moroccan, a QUEER Moroccan (even more specifically, an aroace gender non-conforming Moroccan man), meaning basically everyone hates me.

I need to get the visa which takes forever to get and I have a chance of getting denied.

Right wing politicians in the country are basically super racist and really hate the immigrants so much (most of the bad apples are second generation folks that literally act like they’re having a stroke, even Moroccans hate them).

Housing is expensive basically everywhere. People in Belgium are pretty introverted (just like me), meaning they basically don’t care of my presence, but it’s much harder to make friends.

Everyone I know actively discourages moving there because they only know Brussels and… the snooze festival that is Charleroi or something, but they’ve never heard of Ghent or Hasselt or Bruges or Liège or Antwerpen (truly amazing cities) so they’re basically untrustworthy.

I’m so disconnected from the country I live in that I genuinely don’t feel Moroccan and want to get rid of my citizenship (spoiler alert: it’s quite literally impossible). But is it really easy to convince people? Actually, my family gets very mad when I say this because they’re super patriotic and shit.

I don’t even practice religion. I’ve never cared about it. I do believe in God, but I really lack that spirituality and whatnot that would make me “religious”. But unfortunately everyone would wanna kill me for apostasy.

I could go on, but we’d be here all day. Basically, I hate my country so much and I just want out so bad.

Unfortunately I do have armpit hair, and it’s especially disgusting when I put deodorant. I want it gone for good.

My family won’t let me even though I’m an adult, they’ll say “body hair is one of the qualities of men” even though I’m not gender conforming so I DON’T CARE.

Why didn’t I consider that? This is way better.

Rye bread looks like chocolate cake. So… is bread a sort of cake?

She learned all of them, and changes her accent depending on her situation.

So… she is accentfluid? (Comparison to genderfluid but replace “gender” with “accent”)

And I was one of the very few who were lucky enough to have one.

And it lasted me like, 11 years.

I was called “gay” multiple times in my life. I’m aroace.

Can you tell I hate living in Morocco?