Yeah, the dumbest and worst people will be dying to get this. I don’t see a problem

It’s great if the concept of a conscience is disgusting to you and you’re proud of all the progress you made that was even partly because of the things you’re trying to get rid of

It’s also amazing that they’re “perfectly compatible” with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

Some say it’s vain to make your tires look like your brain but sometimes you just have to go with what you feel

Is bribery political donations not a thing in Europe?

My household all has iPhones but me. They go through at minimum 3 a year

I’m still on the same USB C cable I kept from my pixel 1, and I use it on my 7, still use the same car charging cord from 7 years ago too

Shareholder greed is astounding

I feel that way when I stressed about doing something for days and when I finally did it it took 20 minutes

I used regular lists on Twitter till I stopped using it a few months ago. No ads, chronological order. It was good

But people I followed, I started seeing only replies from shitstain bluetlickers so I dropped it for good

When. You set aside integrity for fortune, you don’t get to complain about it. You’ve made a choice, just like I choose to turn it off

Agree on Skiff. It’s like the app keeps reloading like if you used an ereader to check your mail

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They’re everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it’s impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?

That 90% of the people who don’t watch sports on Cable TV subsidize it to the tune of 10% of their bill for the 10% of people who watch it

Cut and paste journalism on little blogs

Well sure, stocks and imaginary money will always have fluctuations but cumulative reports shouldn’t

Interesting, but why would it ever go down?

That seems like a lot of comments per user. What gives?

Renob

It was our clever and undetectable way to say boner in grade school

Thanks, I keep checking their stuff but haven’t seen anything. I’ll take a look

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