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  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlit's that simple
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    2 days ago

    There are people who don’t choose but still are still fine.

    If what you’re saying is true Tom Hanks would have died of lack of sex on that island.

    Or I’d have died in the six years between going through puberty and having sex. Or the five years later on when I didn’t have sex but wanted to.

    “People need sex” is borderline incel shit.









  • I was working the booth at a conference and the sales guys closed some big deal there and took everybody at the conference out to a four star restaurant. Since it was in a legal state me and the woman from marketing got really baked before we went in and had $200 steaks with a $400 bottle of wine. There were like 10 people, too so the whole bill must have been at least $4,000.

    She was high as hell the whole time and trying to hide it, which was hilarious for me to watch.

    I’ve also had Iron Chef Morimoto make sushi for me but since I paid it didn’t feel above my station.