Curious what would happen if the jewel was stored in a small lockbox. That wouldn’t be pleasant.

I’m gonna need 100gp worth of ball bearings. I don’t know what for, but I know whatever it is will be hilarious.

Had a bunch of fun with it a while ago, but it feels like there’s a huge mouse movement lag and I really can’t get used to it again.

On the plus side, it feels like I sleep forever when I’m dreading the next day. I’ll wake up worried my alarm is about to go off and realize I still have 3 more hours.

They can even be literal pebbles if they’re into that!

“I don’t condone this but…”

Lights molotov

Maybe it bricks your device when you try to update firmware just like razer synapse does.

Seriously fuck razer.

Amount of content. Virtually unending streams of whatever you want in any major sub. Here it’s much slower. That results in more personal interaction in the comments though, which I greatly appreciate.

I got a loaner while my car was being fixed a while ago. The volume control on the wheel was touch sensitive. I would swipe it and blow my ears out while turning.

Worst. Idea. Ever.

The good thing is that part barely has any Nazis.

What was that saying about letting a few nazis into your bar as long as they stay on the side and don’t cause trouble?

40 miles overnight? Goddamn I commute 50 a day.

I went hunting but I got bored.

They’re basically stinky cats. I kinda want one but sadly they’re illegal here unless you buy one from a breeder.

I know what you mean, but the phrasing suggests you aren’t allowed within 500 yards of a playground.

Even health conditions. Yeah some people have issues where they struggle to lose weight, but that alone does not make you 500 pounds.

Semi-related, people who buy 8 2-liters of diet soda at a time at the grocery store. You just KNOW they don’t touch water.

Still references the other place, albeit vaguely.

How about… Lemmyversary…

Eh.

Maybe I just watch a lot of 1st amendment auditors while you watch crackheads on YouTube.

They’re the same picture like 9 times out of 10.

Wow wow wow. Wow.

Honestly super easy. I have a pet cam that records locally to an SD card and is accessible via wifi. A jammer wouldn’t stop the recording. Also like 30 bucks vs 50-100-200 bucks depending on which ring cam you get. Certainly not weatherized but good enough for internal monitoring.