My wife’s standing at her company’s IT dept skyrocketed during COVID lockdowns.

Why? Because we were both working from home, and aside from helping her with basic troubleshooting, I also helped her formulate her tickets better.

Turns out, tech support folks like it when a ticket has concise info, instead of “screen broke”.

Her cleric powers don’t come from Shar, but from the Force.

When she thinks she’s talking to her goddess, she’s actually talking to a force projection ghost.

“Really? So you shit with the toilet door open?”

Why waste 5 seconds every time to want to watch a video, when you can waste 10 hours writing a script to automate it?

That’s just how we programmers roll