Tin cans and string

Of course its rewrite is nearly infinitely faster than the original JavaScript.

And vice versa: sites that will render fine on a PC, but refuse to load on mobile and direct you to an app instead, or have fewer features than the full site available.

Kentucky Yeeted Chicken

Every little thing helps.

It all adds up.

Get off my lawn

You enchant rocks engraved with runes

Nuke the reflog

I keep forgetting to do this. I just upgraded my panel, time to pull another cable …

This is why all my passwords are on Post-Its

That’s why a lot of roles like this are salaried. My productivity can’t be measured by how fast I turn a crank.

Plex, transmission, home assistant, some SSH tunnels, some custom home automation endpoints.

No, you’re the Linux guy this image macro is about.

Quite the opposite.

No, it doesn’t, because Corel didn’t buy WordPerfect until 1996.

Edit: man, y’all really don’t understand either jokes or the linear progression of time.

Now you can use Java to have lots of money

I had totally forgotten until this post reminded me: I originally started to learn Python in order to fix a crossword puzzle program.

cringe

It’s the same with the lo-carb fad. No more sugars and starches, here’s a wad of salty fat!

Are we training our police with YouTube videos? That would explain a lot.