Wait that’s a thing?!

No, but I don’t wait for the beeping to stop.

That’s the cholesterol clogging your arteries.

I used to work overnights at Walmart and nothing slapped harder on my midnight “lunch” break than a couple of red hot dogs from the Circle K, especially if their nacho cheese machine was still running.

He’s blond! He’s pissed! He’ll see you in the lists!

Some animals are big enough to just have fauna, nothing micro about them. See whale lice as an example.

Legit one of the best moments of my college life was sitting on the roof of my car with a friend watching the sunset from a Margs parking lot waiting to sober up.

Congrats, you just dodged a fae bargain.

Me: “You know what I want in No Man’s Sky? More Animal Crossing: New Leaf.” Sean: 🥓

In all seriousness, I’m constantly stunned at how much they keep adding and this is an especially great update.

“Bug” is a scientific word that refers to members of the sub-order Heteroptera. See assassin bugs, leaf-footed bugs, etc.

But yeah language is fluid and most people call any old arthropod a bug.

Back when I had to swap out a mixer valve I had the worst time trying to get everything off until someone suggested soaking it all with some vinegar in a spray bottle. Everything came apart much easier after a few minutes!