OMG! You’re technically correct but added nothing to the conversation! Congratulations!

I would suggest a book of jokes specifically for kids. Like this one.

https://a.co/d/fzOsG4b

It’s free on Kindle Unlimited. You don’t even have to let your daughter know that you’re getting them from a book.

Came to say this. The movie also won an Oscar for best original song.

Dude. I’m ADHD and I’m the exact same way. I hate it cause it’s all I can think about.

checks bank account

Fuck!

I’m shocked that no one has said Essential Oils yet.

I have an entire playlist that’s just covers of Toxic. It’s too good of a song.

Try the versions by Solence and Calvin Arsenia.

Everyone should be an artist. It doesn’t have to be professionally but everyone should be creating something.

We need to replace all of the Nintendo assets with meme versions similar to Sanic. This way, Nintendo can’t force them down and we get to make fun of them.

I say we make Plumber Guy and Princess Bleach of the Toilet Kingdom.

Can someone please tell me who the second character is at the bottom?

PLEASE! IT’S FOR SCIENCE!!!

Same. It became my goal to build fun settlements everywhere.

Because 1 Drakon is 1000 Cubic 100tholians, which takes 1000 Vornies to raise 100 degrees on the Flugar scale to boiling point.

Metric is very scientific, but it was made through arbitrary means. They chose to make it easier than imperial by using divisions of 10. But it’s all based on a single measurement that they made up through arbitrary means.

“We have this length called a meter. How do we define it? Let’s use it to measue something in nature and then use that measurement to define it.”

Can we get this dropped on the switch? It’s the only way I can convince my wfe to play.

Sir, you have taken my words and misconstrued them to make me appear foolish. To that I say… Touché.

So let’s get extremely technical and a little petty.

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If we only count movies with the title “The Mummy” then we have:

The Mummy (1911) The Mummy (1932) The Mummy (1959) The Mummy (1999) The Mummy (2017)

I propose that because you immediately suggested that the “remake” I was referring to was the 1999 film and was immediately precided by the “original” then you are MISTAKEN!!!

That would mean that you believed the 3rd movie in this list was actually the “original”. How utterly foolish of you. I laugh at your expense. Ha ha ha.

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But seriously, I grew up loving the 1999 Mummy movie and I refuse to see the newest one.

People hate the remake. The original is priceless.

MDK2 - Found it randomly and it was a ton of fun.

DOA2 - Some… Fond… Memories. Put the disc in a PC for extra fun.

Army Men: Sarges Heroes - Just good classic fun

Evolution 1 & 2 - My first randomly generated dungeon crawlers.

I love Harry Potter despite the fact that it’s creator is a bigoted narcissist.

I love the Beatles’ music despite the fact that John Lennon was a horrible person who beat his family.

Learn the phrase “death of the author” my dude.

I love D3 and i can play it on my switch with my wife. It will never die for us.

A likely story. How much did they pay you for this “ad”?

/s

I cried for a moment then laughed when i saw your username.