Red Dwarf is an interesting thought here.

MULE (c64) and Hack/Nethack (x86).

Actually, this is Clark County Indiana (not Nevada). But I’m sure there is plenty of corruption to go around.

And here is what you get: Former Clark County Sheriff Hit With More Fraud, Money Laundering Charges

Had one application that would (somethings) give the message: Hey baby, you’re an object.

Some users where not amused.

That’s definitely fixed my friend.

Where’s Major Tom?

So you had Yahoo email too 😉

Seagate - bought 3 of their drives . All 3 failed within a month of the warranty being up. But they said “Warranty is up so suck it”; two can play that game.

Funny you should mention this - we must have both worked at the same place.

BLUF - Management required us to mark wrong number calls as “closed, not resolved”. Next day I had 6 calls all day (really slow Sat) with 2 wrong numbers. I didn’t meet my statistics for 90%+ “first call resolution” - because the idiots in management required me to mark two as “not resolved”.

I had to build a spreadsheet and trace in detail all 6 of my calls to show them why.

One of my SOs supervisors actually gave gold stars for good work. These were full grown adults, with children/mortgages/cars and, they thought, professional careers. She had worked there over 30 years when this happened.

Moral was quite affected by this “genius idea”!

I’m a traditionalist, so bias. I just never got a round to radials.

As a farmer who’s family has grown probably 2M+ bushes of soybeans since they became popular in the 70s. I can truly say that the worst part is spending night after night with little needles injecting the Republican poison into the fattest beans.

/s - do I really need this here? Oh hell yeah!

In my US state, you can be fired for “no reason” also.

The US doesn’t have any real worker protections. And one political party in particular is trying their damnedest to remove the few we do.

Farming - family has been doing it for ~5 generations. I’d say we have put in about $10 M dollars over time (adjusted for inflation).

What’s that dear? It’s a way of life/occupation . . . are you sure? Seems like it must be a hobby given the return we’ve made on it over the years. Well, if you’re sure.

My wife said that farming is technically an occupation and not a hobby. I still have my doubts given how much we have thrown away on it over the years, but I don’t like to disagree with her (she’s usually right).

If they were required to protect you, it would be better (not perfect, but better).

Alass, they have no duty to protect the people; Police Have No Duty to Protect the Public

Math checks out; ship it!