It’s a shower, but just for your ass

I assume so, it takes constant effort and practice to be able to do it at all though, that was over 10 years ago now when I was in my first year at university, I haven’t had the time to dedicate to it since 😅

I’ve only managed it once, flying around a featureless void, exulting in the feeling of control. Then a fistfight, again with a featureless opponent. It felt like controlling the dream to that extent and not waking up took a lot of brain power

I’m currently sat on the toilet, I guess I’d take it as my queue to go have a shower

Jesus fucking Christ, I assumed it was a “hurr durr narrow eyes” racist thing, what you’ve said/linked is way worse

I deserve everything I get if I click on that

0, don’t come to my house, these sweets are for me

A machine that perfectly dispenses things: The perfect amount of cereal + milk in a bowl The perfect about of squash and water The perfect amount of soap/shampoo The perfect amount of moisturizer

Survey isn’t very mobile friendly, couldn’t fill out the user experience questions so I gave up

Ah it’s fine, I don’t really use torrents

Nope, just straight rawdogging the internet

What if the ads are optional, they’re turned off by default, but if you can’t afford to donate but still want to support you can turn them on for yourself?

This post is a lot better than the title initially lead me to believe

A piece of paper with dates and lottery numbers

I am sad that it’s not animated :(

You know what, yes I’m on board with this, let’s have a minister for everyone!

Yuck, this is exactly the behaviour that turned me off epic in the first place, probably would have bought something on there otherwise

Why the fuck is the Belgian embassy chiming in? Don’t get me wrong, I love that they are, but wtf?

Mashed keyboard for character name while playing oblivion, liked result