This statement has strong Bilbo " I like less than half of you as well as you deserve" energy

(No hate, it just struck me as funny)

I love that idea that you’d just go to your local Costco, say “One gigaton of rice please” and they give you a voucher to go to the front of the store where high value items are handed out after purchase.

Dude, you only have 100 million.

If it does, they don’t have enough of the right tests.

There’s a slurry of drugs keeping the Jonestown dreamsicle on his feet, I don’t know if he’s any more alive than an LLM at this point. He’s certainty less cogent than one.

At least Biden is still just running in “old human” mode.

Just to be clear, Tesla is really good about their software. They still support their earliest cars, whereas my 10yo Chevy is SOL. But time comes for us all

I’ll carve a dash from a tree and craft seats from junk, but when they stop supporting the software, then you’re super fucked. I love my Model Y, but I hope every day to see news that someone has jailbroken it and is working on an open OS for it.

You absolute fool. You must never utter its full name, lest you summon its wrath!

The whitespace is not only required, but it must be tabs and spaces.

That is 100% a chatbot using a regex email validator someone wrote as a meme that the chipotle dev copied from stack overflow without context.

Sokath, his eyes covered. (Samsung has tons of phones and mics everywhere too) Does anyone actually use Bixby though?

Google, it’s pockets laden. (meh, they already have listening devices everywhere, two more won’t really make a difference)

ಠ_ಠ

As a Texan, I’d be remiss if I didn’t post about HEB:

Practically every store is different, they tailor them to the neighborhoods they’re built in.

https://thcshoanghoatham-badinh.edu.vn/descubrir-70-imagen-heb-interior/

RedHat: Any of these, but you’re paying a barista to make it.

xubuntu

edubuntu

Ubuntu MATE

Ubuntu Kylin

Ubuntu Budgie

And cinnamon and unity for bonus points.

and that’s 10 🤝

same. Kid and I had the same symptoms, our doctors had no clue what it was. It went away in a few days. I was at an international conference late January and was sick a little over a week after that, so it lines up pretty well. I was WFH for two years before it was cool, and am pretty much a hermit otherwise, so we’re all pretty sure it was COVID.

It’s crazy how if we had all managed to stay away from each other for roughly a month, we might have eradicated the flu and possibly the common cold as well.

I’ll take that dead smiling fish upper right.

I see you fellow anti capitalist.

I remember this asshole of a kid in middle school selling these neat looking pens for a dollar each.

I found a box of them at a flea market that weekend and had my mom buy them for me, they came out to like 10 cents each. I sold them to every kid in class for a quarter and shut his shitty grift right down.