Don’t keep us hanging. Google it for us.

A friend tried to get me into Amway. I heckled him and refused.

He asked me again and I was more serious this time. I said no, and threatened if he asked me ever again it was the last he’d speak to me.

He asked again. I said “remember how I said we wouldn’t be friends if you kept proselytizing that shit to me?”, to which he replied, “yeah, but lemme sketch this out to you because it’s awesome.” Like, he wasn’t sorry and he still tried to bring me onboard.

I left. Didn’t speak to him for 31 years. He died in COVID.

I hear you saying “not compatible with FHS” but then extra words I no longer need to hear.

I worked on that.

It was SuSe with any branding or tools ripped out, the carcass kicked over the fence for the rest of us to try to make an OS out of.

It had no chance. What we got was a bleeding corpse after SuSE had a sellable product to compete against us all with.

It killed turbo, it killed conectiva and it killed openlinux. Horrible thing.

I’m using RCS for a particular project. It’s the best fit for the project.

Sorry, my Finger Eleven album is feeling triggered.

There’s someone on lemmy from my building. It’s only about 350-400 units.

Oh God. Please, use anything but Ansible.

DRMs

Not pluralized. We don’t say “4 managements”

Didn’t it get resold again to a Chinese firm? Please tell me they’re independent again.

have ran

have run

secret boys

“How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony”

spy

Spy ON.

Lenovo: you’re okay with sharing secrets with China.

Network Operations Field Tech. They climb the ladders and debug the cameras. Absolutely toughbook.

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You need AI to reword this spaghetti of an article

I love it when writers editing the words of others somehow can’t pass grade-school writing classes.

do learn

I’ve an idea.

workout

‘work out’, here, with the space. It’s the difference between “what’s up Chuck” and “what’s upchuck”, and one of those may involve a hospital visit.

I knew without looking it was more of Lennart’s cancer.

Savage. Not unfair, but savage.