Same, what a shame

Quiet, you fool!

Well, how was the fucking pizza?

I have a friend who loses his mind when anyone uses this (who isn’t Australian.) He is also not Australian, not sure what his burden is

Try https://www.justtherecipe.com/

That’s why I wear my “Let’s summon demons!” shirt at every opportunity. Pearl clutching intensifies!

You think so? Ivanka is his clear favourite, I thought for sure she would be the chosen successor

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I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”

If the earth is flat, then where do the CHUDs and Morlocks live huh? Chessmate!

Judge Cannon seems pretty ok to impede any progress she possibly can.

Oh Ken M, will you ever learn?

The thing about Bobby Kotick, it’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

Nothing! I’ve successfully ignored Xmas my entire adult life

A while ago I read Bezos was posed a question about why he isn’t using his money and power to help impoverished people. IIRC he replied with something along the lines of “oh, we did a study and poverty is a moral failing, it can’t be solved, now if you’ll excuse me I have to go buy a dick-shaped rocket”

Ok, I made the rocket part up but you get the idea, Jeff Bezos is a pos

So it worked!

Right, because tearing a picture is worse than the sexual assault of countless children. What a pos

It’s not, but what a horrible/awesome album! Thanks for the tip!

Wait, what did Joe Pesci do?

Tom Jones? No, I didn’t even think of it tbh. I hadn’t thought of this song in a long time until right now lol