Imagine they start selling plots and then have a housing shortage because of speculators. I wouldn’t put it past Microsoft!

Don’t forget the smallest inaugural crowds!

If someone starts transferring a bunch of files to an external drive, heuristics will detect that and alert. Source: I worked at crowdstrike six years ago.

When I worked there six years ago, the company motto was “two feet on the gas pedal” because the CEO was a race car driver. I bailed after 10 months, giving up pre IPO shares. The management for my team was non existent, and I was on the build and release team. People were doing releases of manually. They’ve improved the automation some from what I here, but looks like the motto finally hit them.

I should also say their metrics were absolutely staggering. The log aggregator was doing something like 2 trillion requests a week. All backed by splunk. I never heard what they were paying, but it must have been fucking nuts.

I’ll buy that for $500

Not tech support, but in tech, a software team with a bunch of naive Indian expats named one of the software sprints “mandigo” after Django Unchained. Only me and and Northern Irishman got it and we laughed our asses off.

Opening a new SNES or PS1 game was the best.

If your bash script gets longer than 200 lines (including argument handling), use Python. I have to support bash APPLICATIONS at work and it’s a fucking nightmare to maintain.

All the two alexas I own were given to me. Fuck no I am not paying $10 a month for a talking weather reporter.

Valve doesn’t need infinite growth to survive wallstreet. Proton is open source and very popular.

Facts!

Well recall is why they’re so focused on security now. They want to host every detail of your life. They can’t do that now because their platform is a tire fire.

I def voted no with my three shares.

I had a 2016 GMC Sierra. Cost $100 a week to take my son to daycare. Sold it and got a Sienna Hybrid and a classic truck for hauling shit. I hate all the technology in cars these days. My van tracks me and in the app it says “this feature can be disabled but the tracking will not stop” or to that affect. Garbage.

I got Max Max on steam for $5 a few years ago. Worth it.

Yup doing that as well as personal trainer. The cravings and eating out are what kill me. So I started eating out once a month and making my own lower cal pizza.

Than you kind stranger. I am actually doing modified keto now with no salt. Thanks again!

I wish I owned a gun bcz then I would be cool.

You can bet your bottom dollar Oracle will find a way if it is profitable.

Google is ruining themselves to suck off advertisers. Hopefully someone can fill the gap of YouTube.