I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I’m not paying for it.

Not enough parentheses in your reply.

Have you tried http://old.lemmy.world ? The developers for that front end (MLMYM) have already incorporated several RES features into it, like dark mode and infinite scrolling.

Bread and circuses

But why call in Milk then? Shouldnt it be called Nut juice or Seed juice?

How does one milk a plant?