don

I’m don, not Dementia Don.

He can’t keep getting away with this!

Same

Accept the gold, then eliminate the target. Hail the Listener! Hail Sithis! So begins a contract, bound in blood.

Having eaten them both back then and now, and had them both properly cooked and poorly cooked, this makes the most sense. I just eventually forgot that they used to taste less pleasant than they do now.

Selfie stick manufacturers: thanks for the business 🫡 now we’re everywhere!

Leave home.

nope

Group discounts will keep ‘em coming :| back

Aren’t hotdogs hamburgers?

Passporn sounds great, pornport just sounds like where someone goes to acquire porn (that series of tubes thing, w/e that is), but pornpass sounds the most likely to be adopted by the marketing department.

The Spanish Intermission

former average dc++ enjoyer here, there’s like 6 of us

Late 70’s.

Fuckin facts, yo, I’m tired of searching up the sauce to try to get a gauge of wherever the fuck the sauce actually is, as opposed to its marketing wank wanting to convince me I’m chowing down on neutron star, despite it really being around room temp unflavored jello.

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I actually do not get sprung

Humans.

tf lol that’s like suggesting eating pizza with just your hand, instead of chopsticks like a proper civilized human

Very much same here.

+1 for DeArrow, sometimes I reveal the original just to see how atrocious the channel will be with clickbait thumbnails.