It’s not all bad tho, fuckin with people is fun.

Yes, I am a ghost, I don’t type I just yell at it I till something happens, it’s exhausting.

If you’re gonna take a washing machine apart and you cut all the wires, make sure you cut the main electrical plug off as well or your dumbass son (me) will plug it in and electrocute himself with it.

I’m not gonna read the article so I can believe they teleported through the WiFi to escape.

Be awkward by not talking, they can’t hold your words against you if you don’t say any words.

Google pay doesn’t work at all, but if your bank offers its own NFC payment system then that should work.

The only app that I’ve had an issue with was uber, that refused to install from either play store or aurora store, but beyond that I haven’t had any issues. Just search graphineos and the app you want to check, or check out their forum.

My bank app works fine and I can use the NFC chip for payments as well, it might pay to search up your bank name and graphineos to see if anyone’s had an issue, that’s what I did to make sure.

You have to unlock it to install but once installed they prefer you lock the bootloader back up again.

Putting graphineos onto my pixel was the easiest thing I’ve done in a long time, the installer is just pressing buttons and waiting for the next button to be ready pretty much.

Yeah, just walking out the first door is enough for me to not need the toilet anymore… Definitely new pants tho.

I’ll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

Gotta keep some things that feel like reddit.

But then I can’t complain!

You read it wrong, it should read:

U I N N E S S E M I T G

Sooo, roast pork would be ethical cannibalism?

Pork has no fucking business being that damn tasty.

Its like its begging to be cooked.

Last year the supermarket I work for got our hot cross buns in ready for Easter, 3 weeks before Christmas day.

I like to think this is what they used to convince him to step down.

In my designated seat…

What did he watch?

Because we’re risk takers who dont have time to waste! Too many risks need taken!