Great idea! Let’s huddle with the Coach at the retrospective.

Well, you’re supposed to refer to them as “rituals”. “Meetings” are so waterfall. No wonder it isn’t working.

Agile is LinkedIn religious bollocks. Might as well just pray. Bunch of corporate nonsense.

BUt YoUrE NoT DoINg it RIghT!!1!

Should be reciting the creed in Latin, presumably.

TIL there is vim for Windows.

https://www.vim.org/download.php

Easily amused, you might say.

yeah, but now it’s even funnier to read complaints about Swift-plane memes.

Unshittification

At this point, I’m just so sick of every little thing being a huge struggle

Suffering is inevitable. This is the first noble truth in Buddhism. Troubleshooting Linux is Tao.

“This has been linked with major mass political developments including the Brexit referendum in the UK, and the presidency of Donald Trump in the US”

Bingo.

Kid at school named Miles Long.

Hardly ever use Windows myself, but I’m pretty sure you can just download it from Microsoft and refuse all the nags to register it when you are installing it.

Linux, dovecot, postfix and a large quantity of pain medication.

I’m getting laid.

It was nice while it lasted. Moved to MX.

Presumably, we can expect 404 to eventually replace 42 as the answer to everything.

That’s Capricorn is it? https://piped.video/watch?v=WIjBO26qjYM (Life of Brian - 3 wise men)

wasn’t it originally idiotically named “SQL/Server”?

The guy who runs Reddit is an utter douchebag.

kidney stones - my only experience with morphine - pretty sweet - apart from the sheer fucking agony preceding it.

ahem - nobody I know will use X.