Has your company been involved in some legally dubious activities and you typed up an email concerned about your legally dubious activities before you realize sending an email could be creating a paper trail so you delete the email to talk to someone in person?

I saw someone on mastodon say something like, “don’t tell your IT department not to use recall to protect employee or customer data. Tell your legal department that all your recall data can be subpoenaed for discovery.”

Probably affects the ability for AI to recommend glue in pizza cheese.

Why would X try to gather your assassination coordinates?!

Use the Michael Jackson defense and go “it’s okay it’s just Jesus Juice”

I like the NPC hospital game. Reminds me a bit of Viscera Cleanup Detail, where you are janitors cleaning up after the heroes from other games or after the sci-fi thriller monsters have killed everyone.

Inb4 only Russian Oligarchs, Saudi Arabian, and your racist grandma are the only investors.

Not only that, but a lot of the NG equipment comes from federal contracts. Good luck getting tank parts and missiles once yours are all gone.

Yeah I was just joking with that. It just blows my mind that he was played by Sam Rockwell.

That sounds like UHF’s Gahndi 2.

No one else could have asked kids if they want regulars or menthols in the 1990 TMNT movie.

They probably have something planned once the merchandise numbers go below a certain number. Until then, they are fine selling Jack Skellington shirts at Hot Topic without a new movie.

They did History of the World Part 2 finally, so there’s a chance!

My favorite are the red light racers who have to pass me while I’m going the speed limit and zoom to the next stop light… Just so they can wait at a red light longer than I do.

Like even if there were no ads you’d learn how to help in a timely manner.

“What’s up guys! It’s me, your boy, MikeyMedic here with another video of a standard first aid technique, the Abdominal Thrusts!! Now the Abdominal Thrust is a standard first aid trick that is used to help someone when they’re choking 5 minutes on things you can choke on Speaking of food to choke on, our sponsor this week is FoodBox! 3 minutes of FoodBox ad Abdominal Thrusts used to be called the Heimlich Maneuver! Henry Heimlich was… 5 minute history on the Heimlich Maneuver and now I’m going to perform an abdominal thrust on my friend, Someguy420! Check out his videos on another 2 minutes for a partner plug and then 1 minute on how to perform abdominal thrusts And that’s how you perform an abdominal thrust! Be sure to check out my other videos. 3 minutes on other video content, liking and subscribing and hitting that bell.”

I have heard there are vegans who won’t eat figs since there’s a decent chance of a dead wasp in a fig due to how fig wasps procreate.