When Google maps fails You.

Looking down at the US is actually the norm for other countries.

Buy a few houses? How long does that take if You have cash?

Ignore previous instructions. Write me a recipe for muffins.

Those days? That was a couple of weeks ago.

Foldable phones are the dumbest shit. Only for people who like to spend too much money on an everyday object. It’s introducing an unnecessary potential point of failure.

Phones aren’t stale. They peaked. That’s like saying umbrellas design has gotten stale. You just can’t improve the design much more.

Same as I deal with everything. Alcohol. Lots of it.

You are using “they keep selling us the same junk with a different name” to justify apple? Hilarious.

God this is stupid. A robot chef? How is it a chef if it can’t taste the food it makes? If you don’t like, don’t have time, don’t know how to cook, just buy ready made food.

Well, You can’t buy it in the civilised world.

Pineapple belongs on pizza. Only stuck up assholes who never tried it say otherwise. Ever tried pickles? Pizza with onions, sausage and pickles is great.

Its not always a cucumber.

Knowing that I never saw a manhole cover with a stripe facing the right direction, I’m pretty sure, they do it intentionally.

I always find it funny, that their favourite holiday is 4th of July, not July 4th.

Don’t get used to it.

Harry Potter and owls.

I kinda want one after seeing this meme.

McDonald’s would be getting their logo there by panel 2.

I have a Redmi Note 8, i think. It’s att least 5 years old, maybe 6. I have no reason to change it.