I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

One step at a time

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!

At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.

Wololo

Looks a bit like Dave Foley to me.