All wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.

He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

Something almost exactly like that happened to me. I bought a house so my money wouldn’t be stagnant and didn’t wanna live away from my parents yet so I rented it. They totally fucked up everything in it.

I’m in Washington State so I guess it is everywhere.

I got my ballot this Monday and half of the spots to be voted on had only one candidate… maybe remove that shit from the ballot and add things like…“would you like Toyota to know where you are when you send emails about your period?” That would be useful.

Double you fucking tee eff? Holybonkerslaw Batman! Now what? Can Motorola take pictures of me while I take a shower watching porn?..err, sending emails?

Friends of Mike Oak.

Came to say this.

Newton: “FagMad!”

Coulumb: “Fuckyouare!”

Good thing they have a kid at the front. That way you are relatively protected from accidental crashes.

I used to love ham but now I’m vegan. So there’s that.

I’m right there with you all the way. My wallet will never have a Google hole. Not for YouTube premium or music or storage or whatever else they are thinking of selling me that is not a physical product. I probably won’t buy anything physical from them either such as a Chromebook or a pixel phone because they are the most evil company in the world today.

The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

Calculus…early transcendentals.

This makes sense. I didn’t think of it that deep to realize that.

Their hyper loop drawing is missing the Costco tube communication sound, a nice “thoonk!” Noise.

Google, YouTube, Gmail, chrome.

That’s just how some people flavor their 🧀 cheese!

I love this part right here about POSSE:

“The idea is that you, the poster, should post on a website that you own. Not an app that can go away and take all your posts with it,”

Bob! Did you forget to set the steam roller on park? My leg is kind of stuck, help me off will you? Ok we’ll need a grinder, go turn that steam roller off dude it’s rolling this way. The keys? Joe had the keys last? He’s off today? Call Joe dude! C’mon!