I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

And make sure the channel on the TV is set to the the same one as the RF adapter.

There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

More like, “I’m sorry you’re stuck in the dryer. Just ignore the 830 stepbros lining up behind you, it’s unrelated.”

He’s pasty white, but one of his personalities is black.

Also, hair stylists really should be more specific. You said you style hair, suddenly there’s a difference!?

You just earned yourself a seat on the board.

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For every you, there’s a woman who feels compelled to pet me because of my beard. I’ll take that trade-off.

Thanks! That was an interesting read.

Pretty much covers all the bases.

They’re amazing. Sweet, sour, chewy, crunchy. The whole textural experience is great. Now I want some.

What would be the absolute worst mushroom I could find and eat, as far as effects?

692 “advertising partners” through that site.

Baby, you stick around long enough, you just might get to see the full set…