It’s an honour and a privilege to tell you how awesome I am.

My last three phones were pixels, latest is a Motorola. Finally having battery life again is sweet.

Younger for me. They’re either pro Palestine or really pro Palestine, which to me is the idealism of youth. I’d say mainly 16-30 first world or equivalent males.

Apple is a fashion company.

You don’t even need to take them away, just get a trans person to hold one.

You’re a bad person.

Do you like inbreeding and sexual abuse?

It hurts my knees.

Fastvpn by namecheap, it’s shit.

It’s malt flavoured.

Yes.

9 out of 10 Fox viewers become a dickhead.