Maybe the real Heathcliff was the friends we made along the way

The child psychologist?

I have never seen Heathcliff, I have no idea what they or it looks like. But I have seen your work.

My wife and I tell each other we love each other an obnoxious amount.

Not so long ago, she developed a throat infection that stopped her from being able to talk for a while. So now we have a new way if saying it, three little squeezes.

We’re back to sexy!

You’ve gotta make the same mistake two or three times, just to make sure 😉

Yeah, I have no idea why people would associate things so definingly “modern” with the 19th century!

It’s probably the easiest language for a native English speaker to learn

I moved here from England. I love it and would never go back.

It’s myogenic like that

A burqa basically does that:

The term burqa is sometimes conflated with the niqāb even though, in more precise usage, the niqab is a face veil that leaves the eyes uncovered, while a burqa covers the entire body from the top of the head to the ground, with a mesh screen which only allows the wearer to see in front of her.

Although those who demand it usually use religion as a justification…

The wearing of the burqa and other types of face veils have been attested to since pre-Islamic times. Face veiling has not been regarded as a religious requirement by most Islamic scholars, either in the past or the present. A minority of scholars in the Islamic jurisprudence (fiqh) consider it to be obligatory for Muslim women when they are in the presence of non-related (i.e., non-mahram) males. This is in order to prevent men from looking (perversely) at women. Additionally, this does not oblige men to wear eye-covering, but instead to lower their gaze.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burqa

Dreading work upgrading in a year or whatever. We use specialist industrial software that works poorly enough on Windows. Only the first five menu options are translated from German, and all the text is larger than the fields so one only sees the top half of the letters.

What about in an urn on the mantle place?

After my wife.

Water doesn’t get you drunk at all!

Smartphone sales are at their lowest since 2013. Everyone has figured this out now.

I love my job. I have crippling depression, so I won’t live to retirement.

The Germans have excellent humour; in fact, they take it very seriously.

As they say, “German humour, it is no laughing matter!”

Did you deliberately write “to many bots” instead of “too many bots” in order to get this interraction?

Am I whooshing?

Protecting the ladies identity.