I vote for Green Gecko Swag OS. 🙃
In all seriousness, OpenSuse needs a rebranding, it already has all what is needed to be popular. They have great community support and multiple distros that are source based ultimately on Tumbleweed, which has really good QA; especially for a rolling distribution. Suse overall is a “weird” name as it’s not obvious how to pronounce it (Sue-sa, similar to salsa).
Probably to avoid “Facebook” people (angry middle aged Republicans and easy to swindle old folks).