What happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?

They are saying these day glo green containers look like the incredible hulk ejaculated into glass boxes on the street.

Sodastream because they were built on Palestinian occupied territory before they moved facilities back to Israel to avoid the bad press.

Spence Diamonds because they have the most annoying advertising and diamonds are bullshit carbon anyways.

Advertising being horrible is a huge red flag that your business is somewhere I won’t be going at all. Car dealerships giving away gold bricks, hot dogs, telling you they are your friendly neighbor, giving away trips or extras with every purchase means those things are all baked into the price already and you are spending more then elsewhere.

Sleep cycles are approximately 90 minutes. Try to time your alarms close to one of these windows of time when a cycle is ending.

You will have a much easier time waking up before you drop into deep sleep, you likely be less groggy as well.

Are you on Ambien? I heard that shit can make you wake up in a Walmart with your car keys in your hand when you went to sleep in your bed.

Everyone with a car should be checking their signals at least once a week.

Park near either a reflective surface or close enough to a wall that you can see the lights individually. Apply your brakes make sure all of them light up, turn your signals on and make sure front and back on both left and right side flash, with emergency brake applied go into neutral and take your foot off the brake to make sure your reverse lights work, test your high beams and fog lights.

Is that why he grieved for lost Lenore, he couldn’t find another who insisted on never more, just enough.

Except when a lady friend wants a big dick, then all the big dick energy in the world isn’t going to do a lick of good, that’s when you have to bring out the lick of good.

I worked with a guy that had to go in three times but I think he was no following post operation care. You are supposed to abstain for a few days while it heals.

When I got my vasectomy it was no needle, no scalpel. They make a small hole then pull the vas deferens out cut and tie it to itself then do the other, all with pain numbing spray. Was 5 minutes not including the ball shaving. I went in to work that night, with an ice pack on my balls all night but barely had any issues. Some extra swelling happened but I went back for an injection of anti inflammatory and it went away.

Third. Just go in play a quick mission or two with a friend on the weekend then have some crazy beers.

Far better than the movie. Much crap was added to the movie. Better antagonists in the book and the sequel was also good. Upon searching just now I found that there are a total of four novels in the series.

Jumper, Reflex, Impulse and Exo all by Steven Gould. Now I have two more books to read.

If you had the teleport jump ability from the book Jumper that would be pretty cool and useful. The character fills a cistern by being in water and in the cistern simultaneously which would be a great way to help drought suffering areas while also helping flooding areas.

I believe Canada passed medically assisted death for those with terminal illness and other reasons. There is safeguards in place and steps that need to be taken it isn’t one doctor visit and you are done.

If they are in too many parts you’re going to need a shovel.

What’s the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can use a pitchfork on the babies.

There are artisan blacksmiths that probably make bank doing custom jobs like blades and ironwork gates and other such artistry.

Then it is Slaw, rather than Coldslaw.

There are only so many gaping asshole cumshots that need to be preserved for future generations. At some point you will need to move on… …to pantyhose footjobs.

I’ll just have to be happy knowing matter breaks down and I won’t be me but the things that were me will be other things, unaware of what they were.

The atoms that you are made of will not cease to exist until our sun explodes and makes them into something else.

You will either get buried and rot into sustenance for worms and bacteria or you will get cooked into carbon and calcium to be spread out and become intermixed with the soil.

So will everyone that currently exists barring nuclear annihilation. I find solace that my atoms will maybe be a tree or a bird or even just grass.