I have absolutely no idea. I’m the youngest person in the family and everyone thinks of me as the baby. So no one ever told me what the beef is with this one family in the tree, but I know no one talks to them.

Professor Professorson?

I’m Canadian and I used to have a pass like that. It was $50 at the time and valid for 5 years.

My eyesight is atrocious. One time I was out in a notable windstorm, I stumbled, and my glasses got ripped off my face. I would have been absolutely fuckered if I’d been alone. They’d gotten blown under a car and I never would have found them by myself.

Red Dead Redemption 2. Everyone seems to love this game but I’m still on the fence about it. I feel like I’m spending so much time hunting to not be underweight that I’m not really playing the game. The controls are weird to me and I’m not sure why.

I hated Christmas when I worked in retail, and for several years after. I’ve only gotten back into it the past few years, and now my husband has gotten sentimental and wants to put up meaningful ornaments instead of just nice looking ones.

My family didn’t have a tradition of gifting ornaments every year so I’ve been building up a collection of personal ornaments the past few years to catch up with him, which is a cute and fun thing to do as a couple.

I’m sorry I don’t know how to help. Personally nothing beats the cosy feeling of hot chocolate in front of a fire, cuddling watching TV, basking in the glow of a lit tree. It feels like Christmas to me and I love it.

I prefer not to touch strangers so I don’t shake hands if I can get away with it. Most people are content with a smile and wave, especially since covid. I apply this to everyone, but for context I am a woman.

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

I love black tea, particularly Earl Grey. I find it very comforting, like a warm hug. Starting in fall I drink several cups a day. During the summer I make iced tea.

Green tea shouldn’t really be strong, you’re probably steeping it too long. I drink green tea if I’m after something light (or if I’m out of milk, which I need for black tea).

How many times I’ve been right when my husband and I have differing recollections of something.

Only if I have a specific question, like is this tent better than that tent. But I don’t log in and I haven’t since Boost stopped working.

I do miss it sometimes, but time spent on my phone has gone way down and that can only be an improvement.

Piercings and tattoos. Gaming. Not wanting kids.

I don’t look very alternative so all these things surprise people if it comes up in casual conversation.

I love you.

No licking!

Baths are not the enemy.

Stop acting like you’re dying when I trim your nails, it’s for your own good.

There is nothing to be scared of.

You should try to make dog friends at the park instead of just finding the nearest human who will pet you.

You can have that piece of cheese, I promise there isn’t a pill hidden in it this time.

You don’t own the sidewalk or the park across the street, it’s none of your business if there are other dogs there.

You are the cutest floof in the world, I love you so much.

Rice with sunny side up eggs and soy sauce. Pop those yolks, mix, mmmmm.

This was my parents’ idgaf meal, and as a kid I loved it both because I didn’t get it often, and because it had no veggies.

…yes, and? I don’t want to work on site. My WFH schedule is flexible enough that I don’t need an “extra day free”. I don’t think it’s worth it. Working fewer days isn’t always better for everyone.

I’ve been WFH full time since early covid, so WFH for sure. My commute wasn’t even bad, my office is less than 10 minutes away.

I’m not a social person so there is no upside to going into the office for me. Everything to do with my job must be communicated by email so it’s documented, so it’s just a waste of time if someone wants to chat in person or on the phone about it.

Plus I don’t have to wear pants.

The one downside is my dogs seem to have developed separation anxiety since I’m around all the time.

Just because someone is unsuccessful in killing you doesn’t mean it’s okay that they continue to try though.

I’m the same about Ariana Grande. Not a fan, but I saw clips of her singing showtunes with Seth MacFarlane and it was incredible. She has such range and while I’m not really familiar with her music, I feel like her popular songs don’t do her any favours.

“This is London, Jen. It’s not someone with cake. Unless that cake is made of dog poo and knives!”

Rue dies, motherfucker