Oof, noted.

I’ll keep that in my head as something to watch for

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As a cis male, I’ve exclusively been called “Hun / Hon” by waitresses and gay men.

I’ve not been offended by any of them.

We didn’t do exhaust work

I’d have looked up the blue book value of her car, doubled it, then gave that number and said “plus labor”.

That’s actually the one I own! It’s a blast and full of little D&D references, but you don’t have to know anything about D&D to play.

Violence is the universal form of communication.

Ever played one of the “Betrayal at _________” boardgames?

If not, you should!

You can only call it a drone if it’s from the Droné region of France.

This is just a sparkling quadcopter.

Onions, mushrooms, & mustard…

Sounds like my Philly steak order

Ohhh, no… I remember last time…

Apply directly to the buttocks!

There’s no room at the ubiquitous self checkouts, and smartphones have made printed media more novelty than EDC.

Should have bought her a chocolate bar, too

Organizing my downloads has been on my to do list for… Four, I think? Yeah, four… phones…

Had to let the Republicans know first, so they didn’t cry “fake news” for a week.

Got my buddy with one I saw on Vine (RIP):

Walking near a construction site, got behind him, picked up a traffic cone, and barked like a dog into it with it pointed near his feet. Sound is amplified and originates low to the ground. I think he ran about 30 feet before he turned around and saw me on the ground laughing!

They’re already going after JD Vance’s wife

The difference is they were told to wear a mask, which means they are standing up for their “rights” by not doing it.

The ear thing is to show how dedicated they are to the “cause,” which is essentially opposition to what “the other side” is doing.

Trump makes full sentences, the fullest sentences ever by any candidate current or past, no one could ever make fuller sentences, especially the losers and suckers that Trump is running against that hate America and want to turn us into a weak nation that only produces organic electricity that can’t run our great country because it can’t go through all the rivers and lakes because the water just stops it in its tracks and it stalls like those foreign import cars that Trump is going to put tariffs on because our great capitalist America doesn’t need a bunch of foreigners telling us how to drive our cars in our country because America is great and we can do whatever we want unlike Taiwan, which isn’t even a country, and needs to go away just like NATO and NASA and NOAA and all those other government agencies in the swamp that needs to be drained because it’s full of gators that are making it difficult for people to use their yachts in all of this electric water that’s taking over this great country!

When in all lowercase letters the word

bed

Looks like a bed.