platysalty

No worries Ubi, I already did the thing ;)

Super illegal. Straight to super jail.

It’s not out until it’s out.

Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.

Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right

Is it in yet?

Then they go suuuuure and wink at you

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post

Sorry, on what controller now?

To be fair, them some real good spice

As someone from a country that takes our spicy food seriously, at the very least there’s the sense of superiority from the “foreigner” being unable to take “a little bit of spice”

How much did it cost?

Engineering vs Marketing

I’m pretty sure they like it when you cry

Illiterate. I can learn to read again.

I think it’s the lack of fur. Fur makes them nice and fluffy so we overlook the fact that they’re incredibly dumb.

No Game No Life Volume 4

You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.

I never understood wishing death upon someone. Why are you wasting your wish on the one guaranteed thing in life?

Wish them an ingrown toenail or something. Would at least do something.

Eeyargh