Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark…

A nice patina.

Yeah! Drink the same water but packaged in plastic waste!

Solidarity brother/sister.

Cellular modems.

God bless duckduckgo.

Useless and toxic! Put 'em in your ice cubes!

Thanks for the rundown.

BalenaEtcher or Rufus for writing ISOs to usb.

Until they’re old enough to man the caboose.

This looks promising!