Drop names immediately please.

Ya, but it’s REALLY important to that person that YOU know that they are morally superior to you.

What kind of art do you do?

I was slightly intoxicated for large parts of the evening, but the one that jumps to mind is I was going to say I was the founder/CEO of a startup specializing in dog euthanasia to help reduce labor costs at kill shelters. We’re in talk to be bought out by Google right now.

The funny thing, is that my wife had just been laid off from the company she worked for that paid for this, but the tickets and travel were already paid for, so we just went anyway. It was beautiful, because there would have been zero ramifications for pissing off the entire room full of suits.

That hack Torvalds keeps denying my pull request to implement /dev/aether which would immediately begin overwriting the entire disk and all other mounted storage with the repeating content of whatever is moved there.

I checked. It’s still enabled.

It should be. I just had an identical VM running on the same machine yesterday. Oddly, it stopped being able to boot for unclear reasons, so I’m trying a fresh install.

He must write his character’s dick to be enormous!

I initially read that as “It’s better than dome.” Which is an objectively solid pitch for anything.

Addressing your concerns in order: You should be. You will. It’s not up to you.

Sell me on Helix real quick. I’ve heard about it and it looks interesting but I’m not sure what the hook is.

You are correct.

I’m going to have to refer you to a moderator for these kinds of questions.

Dude. You got 3 whole messages?

Depends. What is your working definition of “Relevant”?

I forgot about Digg. Whatever happened to it?

Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.

Username checks out.

Pfff. Everyone can do that… Two times.

They weren’t made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.