Get your filthy fucking paws off my thimble!

I have a specific bag that lives in the hamper and I put socks straight into it so no chance of running out of mesh bags or losing socks in the hamper :)

I wash all my socks together in a mesh laundry bag and then dump it out into the dryer. Much faster than trying to match wet socks when moving the load.

New America

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?

Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!

Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?

I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.

Agreed, and I would think XP was the stubbornly popular version. People were on there for years after end of support.

A large amount of people still clinging to Win 10 because the only other (Windows) option is upgrading to 11 doesn’t mean it’s “popular” so much as it means people want 11 even less than they wanted 10.

But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!

If X becomes XXX does he gain more power? The more times his favorite letter appears, the stronger his dipshittery becomes!

And your health insurance!

I paid real money for a wall calendar that had the months of Feburary and Ooctober.

“When’s the sequel?”

It came from the sky but it belongs here now.

Moscow Mules are served in copper mugs

…which ideally are not copper on the inside to prevent copper from leaching into the acidic beverage you’re drinking.

Janet!

The unattainable is unknown at Zombo com!