Sssssssssseriously

“Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you’re not over there fucking it up.”

-Abraham Lincoln

Yes… the jraphical interchange format file extension has no proper pronunciation so we all get pronunciation participation trophies.

You think you’re… you’re BETTER than me?! Huh?!

Lewiston Maine. The (formerly) safest state in the union.

Dudes Twitter likes were Trump Jr, tucker Carlson and all kinds of other MAGAt fodder. Also one of two retweets mentioned mass murder.

This motherfucker is slowly making his way toward my home and children. Last sighting is 35 min away or so.

I don’t have a gun and I regret that choice right now. I wouldn’t wish this feeling of helplessness and terror on anyone.

This is always a mental health issue at its core.

Humor me and pick up a copy of Susan Faludis book “stiffed”

This is the 90s all over again. Fuck.

That’s not true but okay. It would take quite the consisten circle of asymptomatic contacts for what you said to be remotely true.

Yeah. It’s two in the pink and one in the turbine.

The cumbox

…like peanut butter in the carpet

Use AMANDA

https://www.amanda.org/

Do you like fish dicks?

What about consent?

Oh, reticulum…

No legal consequences? So I could beat them to death?

Easy. Kissinger. The fact he’s still breathing doesn’t look good for any religion or spirituality’s beliefs.

I could have written most of this, but about Massachusetts.

Have a listen to alan watts some time. We’re all just molecular patterns.

The cloud is a series of clustered computer resources sitting behind load balancers, segmented by IP and DNS.

The cloud is very much someone else’s computers, maintained by someone else’s employees.

Source: a decade of big cloud consulting

I’d be giving a thumbs up if I had three people juggling my jewels at the same time, too!