What a terrible day to have eyes

I usually search the model on eBay, CL & fb marketplace, at the least you’ll find similar stuff and have a ballpark

Idk I kinda like the idea of a madman living in my graphics card. I want to be able to spin them up and have them tell me lies that sound plausible and hallucinate things.

I was thinking apple, but now I think a mandarin might be the answer

o7

Feeling cute, might litigate later, idk

lol, funny thing is that this isn’t really a story about ice cream machines - anyone who’s seen melted mcds ice cream foam knows that ain’t ice cream.

The frozen foam machines were intentionally hard to fix but someone figured it out and made a solution. Mcd was making money off fleecing franchise owners by having their company be the only ones who could fix it, so it looks like they did shady stuff to keep the grift going. For the ice foam. 🍦

Dozens of us! Dozens!

It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

Ansible go brrrr

Pass me that blunt

Just having a bit of a flap

I visited the state I grew up in recently and had to drive a couple hours to visit someone down a highway I used to drive all the time in my teens. There used to be so many bugs that I’d have to stop and use the washers at the gas station at least once… this time there were maybe 2 or 3.

I was like oh. oh no.

Shhhh you’ll give it away

https://xkcd.com/418

Pumpkin spice lasagna

Idk I’m not letting anything robotic or spinning near my junk. I’m good with washing that by hand.

I feel sparkley when I’m here

Mmmmm quite indeeded-ly