If you’re socially not allowed to people watch, bring a newspaper or a book.

Welsh representation

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Let your browser translate the webpage for you. Or maybe you have luck with YouTube auto captions.

My tip is to search for it in another language.

an diesem gesegneten Tage

Darf ich auch wir sein?

I really like pears.

I’d love to know which cars you drive with 5-6 l/100km

Could be an inquiry, could be a statement of disbelief. Up to interpretation.

I’d love to know which cars you drive with 5-6 l/100km lol

The “lol” at the end makes it read like your accusing the other commenter of lying and that you think this is an impossible to reach fuel consumption.

Additionally, many people don’t like huge pickup trucks and worshippers thereof. You might have slipped into that category in their understanding.

Made my brain autofill the rest of the image with the cow standing on two legs and having human arms.

Yay English got its second person singular conjugation back :)

I type Thou typst She typeth

(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

Do you pronounce it “typist”, “typeset” or “type es ti”?

If you leave bread fully enclosed in plastic, all the moisture from the crumb moves into the crust and makes it soggy. But it doesn’t dry out.

If you leave it just open, it dries out.

That’s why (real) bread is best stored in a paper bag or in an unglazed ceramic bread bin. Those two materials allow for a slow exchange of air, therefore keeping the crust crunchy and the crumb soft.

Calm down, Adolf.

Caucasian isn’t a race either. We’re all the human race.

My secret is deepl. I speak French, but flawfully.

name alle the Brötchen

Merde , you got me there.

Peugeot 208

J’ai moi-même eu une Peugeot 207 il y a quelques années . Le siège central à l’arrière était même plus confortable que dans l’Audi A5 de mon ami .

I love bread, that’s why I am what I am. From France’s best friend with the better bread.

Space before question mark: french confirmé