There was this legendary comment on reddit to a thread asking people what would their plan be if they were immortal and got milion dollars, but there was a superintelligent immortal snail also with milion dollars who would want to kill them. I was trying to find it but as far as I can tell OP removed it. Does anyone here have it and could post it here by any chance?
As the safe descends into the trench, it implodes.
The snail is now free and seeks its revenge. The snail will taste blood.
Impossible…the safe is made from reinforced steel, not carbon fiber…