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      Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.
      Woman on Plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
      Narrator: You wouldn’t believe.
      Woman on Plane: Which car company do you work for?
      Narrator: A major one.