Removed by mod
Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate
I don’t take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.
Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.
Always go back out for it… Always
If the fbi are going to spy on me I’ll make them watch me shit
Screw shower thoughts, where’s shitter thoughts!?!
I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.
Really inconvenient to check the lemmy on your phone when doing both of these.
What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?
why am I laughing so hard
Best case you have some shampoo bottles you can read the ingredients of. Or for the very sophisticated you have toilet literature in your bathroom.
Taking longer than the lock screen on your phone to do a number two?
lol
btw
deleted by creator
