We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

I like Sheetz but the burgers are probably my least favorite part of their menu. I usually opt for a chicken sandwich or a sub because they do those better.

If we’re not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

My feelings about Lois Griffin’s meatloaf.

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and working for the New York Post.

Boaty McBoatface

It’s like how Celsius and Fahrenheit agree at -40.

The Simpsons are a perfectly cromulent way to enbiggen your vocabulary.

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Dippin’ Dots have been the ice cream of the future for over 30 years, when is the rest of the ice cream going to catch up?

There are dozen of us!

Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.

The first Pokemon movie came out during the height of Pokemania, so I’d say they timed it perfectly. The Simpsons are the complete opposite, with the movie coming out years after the golden age ended.

Librarians from what I’ve heard. They usually require a masters degree but the pay usually doesn’t reflect that.

I don’t know if it counts as tech per se, but phone calls. It used to be the case that many if not most phone calls people received were important, so they would have a good reason to answer the phone. These days most calls are spammers or scammers and a lot of people don’t answer the phone because of this. With spoofing, even calls that appear to be from a legitimate number can easily be a scam, and it’s hard to trust any calls these days.

Anything from LJN.

Most crafting mechanics suck and feel grafted on. This is especially true if crafting isn’t the main point of the game.

Breath of the Wild was a much needed change in a series that had started to go stale. While I like Zelda games, the formula of go to the dungeon, get item, defeat boss, go to next dungeon and repeat was getting worn out, with exploration taking a backseat.

There are too many Pokemon. I don’t know if that’s a hot take, but I’m including it anyway.

Having parts of the map blocked off at the beginning of GTA games is garbage and the in game explainations even moreso. Part of the fun is walking around doing random stuff, I want to be able to do that from the get go. Thankfully GTA V got it right.

The GameCube controller is overrated. While I like the giant A button and the shoulder triggers, the D-pad is too small, the X and Y buttons are oddly shaped and easy to mix up, and there should’ve been a shoulder on the left side too.

When I first saw the previews I thought it was a show on a cut rate streaming service. That doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence in the movie.