• Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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    • crocodile wrestler “Stand back, I’m a professional, do not attempt to wrestle the crocs yourself”

    • pilot “Please remain seated, no you cannot have a go”

    • holding someone at gunpoint “Empty your pockets, this is a stickup. Oh shit, you’ve got a gun too?”

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I think its good that animal handlers, daredevils and performance artist begin with a I’m risking my butt so you don’t have to. Don’t do this unless you’re okay with dying from being mauled by an elephant speech.