Dad programming jokes are the finest there is.
It doesn’t need to be a pet. You can use wild python as well.
Or Monty Python if you’re a cultural person
Java required!? Damn it, I don’t even drink coffee!
As a blind wheelchair user I find all the “see sharp run-time required” messages to be highly discriminatory!
But then it said “Cobra required to run script”
Damn, I should have known. But this one got me.
Minecraft: requires Java
The dutch wanting to play minecraft:
Just wait until the python scripts require you to pet anaconda
When I was in ~9th grade ordering 72-pin SIMMs, I read MUST BE INSTALLED IN PAIRS and assumed that vendor only shipped to France.
Honestly who is using python nowadays? I would rather be shell scripting (I’m not even kidding, i do it)
I think you’re near enough alone… Python is up there with the best ways to call other people’s code, due to the support for types beyond string…
Python is one of the slowest languages ever. I don’t understand the rest of your post
So you’re wasting hours of development time to save a couple of milliseconds of run time.
If that’s your only criteria for choosing a language, you’re gonna have a bad time.
Do you do any scripts beyond extremely simple ones?
I do a fuck ton of scripting in both bash and python. I never want to do string manipulation in bash. As soon as string manipulation is required, I automatically choose python for a script. Also, if I need named arguments or multiple levels of arguments for subcommands. You can use sys.argv for basic args, which isn’t any harder than bash arguments, but for complex inputs, argparse is a godsend. It has a bit of a learning curve, but it can handle anything. Bash requires you to write complex arg handling manually with loops and reducing.
I’m trying to bash it but the problem persists. Please help.
