Maybe, but with a sharpie and a bit of creativity, you could have yourself a barely functional wall clock.

Eh, it’s all still there, I’d still eat it. Take a slice, scrape off the cream thing and put it right back on.

‘mildly’ infuriating would be an understatement

Wait, so they dusted it with cocoa powder and then put those frosting dollops on top of that? The lid might have been the only thing holding those in place.

I was at a publix buying a cake some years ago and the guy scanning it flipped the whole fucking thing upside down to scan the barcode underneath. It was a cake massacre