I have tried Roku, Fire TV, Chromecast (not the new models with an interface), and AppleTV. So far Apple TV is the cleanest without ads or sponsored content on the home screen.

If you find something better please let me know.

What am I missing?

You obviously have not even looked at the LTT merch or you would know it doesn’t say master race. It is just PCMR. https://www.lttstore.com/collections/pcmr

This is my point exactly