Oh we definitely do! Definitely for this, and definitely for many other things.

Sweet! What does mine say?

Never played any of the Fallout games?

I think the water drop sound with your mouth is more chaotic evil than drums.

As part of the minimum training.

You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravity in the future?

What do you do paid surveys on?

I only do google rewards, but that’s generally how I pay for any new apps I want.

Well except, obviously, for humanity. That’s our greatest enemy, and it seems to be shown more frequently.

…but I don’t have much talent.

Couldn’t you just make 10 louder?

I mean that’s all well and good, but then how would the very deserving shareholders get dividends?

Won’t somebody think of the shareholders!?

Does anything NOT raise gas prices?

‘It’s just one game of Civ Michael, how long could it take? 10 hours?’

If there is food out, I can be hungry.

• cats probably

PSA: Please don’t teach your pets Sudo. This is too much power for your pet to have. Treat your pets like you would a user.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Maybe stop watching scat /s

I know what you’re thinking, but, “There ain’t no gettin’ offa this train!”

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That doesn’t compute.