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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • There was this one guy who stole cars, drank, had his own clique and was kind of an anti-hero among us smaller kids. He didn’t care what the teachers said, even the principal couldn’t do anything. They all skated, had bikes, hung out at the local halfpipe. They smoked cigarettes on the school property behind the trash containers. They were prohibited from entering any type of festive the school hosted but always ended up being there and drunk. He sold cigarettes to minors, while being a minor himself. Gosh we had so many papers talking about lost cars, stolen cars, wrecked cars etc.

    When he finished school and immediately got a job you didn’t hear anything from him anymore. Now he has a wife, kids and a house.

    He literally was that one rebellious kid from the movies who got his shit together.

    All that happened before 2007, and now I feel old. Thank you.


  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.workstoMemes@lemmy.mlAnd I'll do it again
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    6 days ago

    That‘s your problem. You take longer to be ready than you think you need. This is one of the first steps of becoming a failure. Don’t become a failure, here is the solution: join your local Jehovas witnesses today and be saved! And don’t forget: every day is Halloween for us! Walk from door to door and recruit others to join you on your journey! The best part? You don’t need anything to be done! Just get up and walk! We provide you with all the necessary tools to convert heretics, christians, muslims, jews - even pastafari and scientologists shall become part of our salvationous religion! For the low cost of $499.99 per month you even get to shake the hand of our Fuhrer Madolf Pittler!










  • And you know why we’re fucked?

    A whole lot of food needs to be pollinated by insects. Those insects have a time when they get out of their eggs in spring. But what if the tree blossoms before the insects are here? No pollination. This means it dies a blossom, never to be turned into food. Continue this for some years and the insects die out, some more and the final plant will die.

    It’s always happened, yes, but it’s too fast.

    The people will die, the planet recovers.

    And what’s a planet if there’s no people to enjoy it.





  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.workstoMemes@lemmy.mlviolently cries and sobs
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    4 months ago

    Huh…. Weird. And here I am, having grown up with an aunt who always wanted to be a man, and to be honest, I never questioned it. I got told as a kid that he felt he was born in the wrong body, so I just went with it. I never had the urge to call him a trans-woman or anything, not even as a teen. Might be good to get rid of that trans thing.



  • I try to make this as exeggerated and stupid of an example as possible if I got it right:

    So… let’s say if a 37 year old man, born male, with a wife, born female, who is married with kids with a house in suburbia and stable income, calls some regular thai ladyboy a “fag”, while said ladyboy counters “pretty harsh tone for a cis” and then that 37 year old man gets angry over the fact that he’s being called “cis”… That man is being angry about the fact that he is being called non-trans?