Weed, and alcohol. I’m green like that.

I gather unto me, as much of this nectar as I can whilst not harming too many friends and family. Then I enjoy it.

As someone not from the US, your pets probably aren’t fed horrible food options multiple times throughout the day. You (your fellows in general) probably got your pet knowing it wasn’t an ornament. And you probably don’t have grass that is so heavily genetically modified that it can’t filter the poison most of these animals piddle out. Yes, we get burn spots in lawns. Yes also, most of us are slowly killing our pets. Who has time to train an animal? Who has time to feed them a diet that is remotely in tune with their biology?

Not ground covering, but new ground. If you want a say, then you have to take on personal responsibility. Or move. Either way, you choose to not look behind the curtain. Enjoy Stepford.